Saturday, July 21, 2007

Vat is Wrong vith Celebrity Today?

Oh my Gott! Vat da hell is wrong vith Celebrities today?

Everyvun is scared of scandal. Everyvun has to be politically correct.
So vat if you are caught drunk vith cocaine up your nose vile making love to your boyfriend's father! Don't apologize! Don't!
Vat da hell are you doing? Simply say "Hey I vas partying and I vanted to try someting new!" Who cares about da Media! Who cares about vat people think? Celebrities do not apologize for doing da things dat we want you to do! Ve love it ven you are screwed up. Ve love it ven you do stupid things! Why do you think ve love Paris Hilton so much!

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