My Two New Dance Videos following the success of U R A CELEBRITY!

Hello FANS!

Oh MY GOT! Check out my two new DANCE VIDEOS! "Don't GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!" and "LIFE ROCKS!" on my vebsite at ProfessorAlbert.com (da other page you were on Dummy.) I vill have a high DEF Version up of "LIFE ROCKS" soon so you can check out all of da amazing special effects. Oh please know dat da two other Professor Alberts in the video are not my brothers. I am an only child. Ve did dat vith da digital magic. Isn't it fun to see three of such a sexy guy like me?

I have got da most craziest publicity on my new Album. Tank you for your support. IT VILL BE OUT IN SEPTEMBER!

Got to run, uh I mean Dance!

I vill have my September club dates posted soon.

Love you my FANS!

Professor Albert (who is REALLY IN DA HOUSE NOW!)

My NEW DANCE SINGLE! Don't miss it!

Hello dere, my fans. My new dance single "U R A CELEBRITY!" is out. Check out da video on YouTube or my vebsite.

Please go and buy it for I need da money. I can't sell theories anymore. Dey have become a dime a dozen in dis information age. So please go and buy my single.

Da Album "Professor Albert: You R A Celebrity" should be out in September.

Thank you for your continued support and keep smiling!

Love to you all,

Professor Albert

Stupid is da new Sexy! OY!

Vell, it is true. Stupid is da new Sexy. Every sexy celebrity today is STUPID, or at least da young new ones. Yes, I know dat ve like da stupid vomen but sometimes it is nice to talk to a celebrity after you have dem in da sack. Sometimes you don't vant to talk about jail time, or hating your mother or your father, or rehab or how you have gotten so fat and turned into vite trash!

Vere are da young sexy celebrities vith brains? Vuns dat vill know how to tickle your fancy in vays dat are new and fun?

Please let me know if you find any sexy smart ladies and send dem my phone number. 1 - 800 - Professor-Albert.

OY!