4 Million and getting BIGGER!

Hello Dere my Fans!

I just vant to tank you all for pushing my videos over the 4 MILLION mark! Yes, 4 million of you crazy fans have looked at my handsome face and maybe even giggled. I vant to tank you all for being dere even though I have been unable to get my videos out due to my Motivational Music Career. I have been touring da vurld for da last 9 months sharing my very special motivational musical messages vith you all. And you still logged on to vatch me! I must be very sexy. Yes, tank you! Tank you.

In 3 veeks I end my vurld tour and I will be back doing da most vunderful and sexy music videos and celebrity scoops!

I love you all!

Very truly yours,

Professor Albert

What has Happened to Celebrity?

Hello my fans,

I am so sorry dat I have been away touring vith my motivational music. I vill be back soon to do more videos vith you.

It is so upsetting of late dat dere is no good and juicy celebrity news. Everyone is so boring and nobody is da true trashed out celebrity of yesteryear.

So my commitment to you is dis. I AM GOING TO BE TRASHED OUT CELEBRITY. I am going to let myself out and compete with da Britney Spears of last year, and all da other TRAMPS and you know vats!

It is time dat the vurld gets some Celebrity ACTION! oh yes, and me too!

Your truly,

Professor Albert