Vhy don't people talk about dere Problems?

Vhy don't people in da relationships talk about dere problems? Vhy is dat so hard? If you can talk, you can vurk it out. But da reason people don't talk is --- people ah scared to be open and honest and to talk for dat dey feel dat dey may lose something so dey don't talk.

And den dey lose everyting!

Now as you know, I am a Motivational Music Superstar, a Celebrity Commentator and Da Vurld's Sexiest Man, but I am also a CELEBRITY RELATIONSHIP COUNSELOR. In odda vurds, I am a Relationship SHRINKO!

Ven are you afraid to tell da truth about vat is really going on? Most of da time, right?

So get out of dat relationship, or learn how to talk. NUff SAID! it is not so hard, so stop making it dat vay!!!!

Vere are all da smart presidential candidates?

Hello dere,

Sorry for being avay. I was in Spain, touring my motivational music. Ven I came back here I happened upon a Presidential Debate and all I saw vas blah blah blah. Everyone was saying tings dat are half true BECAUSE DEY VANT TO BE ELECTED!

"Oh yes, I believe that all people are equal but Gays and Lesbians should have Civil Unions not Marriages because my faith does not support gays and Lesbians being married." (sort of quoted from Barack Obama) WHO THE HECKOLA cares about vat your faith believes"?

If you believe all people are equal stand by your GOD DAMNED F -ing beliefs! if not, you are just a hypocrite like all da odda politicians. Poo Poo.

But he is not the only one, dey are all vafflers changing and reframing dere beliefs to get people to vote. Vhy don't you just be who you ah and see vat happens. Risk being truly authentic. But no, all ve get is..... BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!